yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
True strength comes from lack of pants
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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