Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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