Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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