Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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