so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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