He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
the liver wants what the liver wants
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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