White coat. Heels.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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