HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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