the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
