next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just forgot I was standing up.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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