I'm going to jail i love you
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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