Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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