She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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