so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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