It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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