I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Randomize
