I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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