You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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