Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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