Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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