Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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