me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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