no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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