He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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