Do you still have your period?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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