think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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