butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
