I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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