Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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