idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I pour the whiskey from now on
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