Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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