just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
