Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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