I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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