I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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