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(513): View more from Ohio

you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza

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(214): View more from Texas

I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.

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(818): View more from California

Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO

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(801): View more from Utah

I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.

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(438): View more from Quebec

Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?

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(734): View more from Michigan

I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....

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