Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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