Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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