Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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