shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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