Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I love having hate sex.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
There r osticjed everywhere
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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