I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
