are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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