Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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