I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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