wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
