That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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