Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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