I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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