look no pants
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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