yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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