jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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