haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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