just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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