a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Randomize
