On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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